It is an start of the new school year and albert is vary exited for the new year

This is the official KoffeeKraze high school admissions office.We have been noticing that a few of our Google maps review participants have been I’m talking about our school like a joke. I would like to warn you that this is not the case and we do not have to put a location up on Google maps. KoffeeKraze high school is it an amazing school that we take very seriously and we do not like people making fun of our school or in new terms “trolling us.”Thank you for audience participation and feel free to email me if you would like to apply for KoffeeKraze. Edit: I have emailed back and forth with the perpetrator who goes by dr pigeon. He was actually impressed by the level of our schools roof, and the picture of the dog and fortune cookies fortunes were accidental.

The roof of the school is at level zero. I found that pretty impressive.

Ah... to take a walk down memory lane. I went to Koffee Kraze way back in the sixties, and had the time of my life. They prepared me for the future like no other school ever has, what with the koffee drinking competitions, the engineering workshops, and much more. This would be a 5 star review, but as you have probably heard, the Bathroom Incident degrades the school’s reputation. I own a contracting company, and recently visited Guanica to help with reconstruction after the Incident. I spoke with Mr. Rodi, the current head of school, and he was distraught and felt betrayed by the utter lack of discipline. Thus, we together came up with the new Koffee Disciplinary Program, or KDP. If a child does something to harm themselves, other students - especially the smart ones - or the school management, they are forced to drink the entire batch of Guanican Koffee that has been made for the Competition. So far it has exceeded both of our expectations. And so, I must thank the child who birthed the Incident: without you, Koffee Kraze would just be another school. Thank you and good night.

Easily the best school on the entire island

Good school